Film: 1-line synopses

Can't say I'm not efficient!

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
They score a sweet ass ring and take it to some boats.

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Some keep walking, others get stuck in a fort and have to ride into battle.

Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
Some keep walking, others get stuck in a city and more have to ride into battle.

Hairspray:
Through the power of dance, they conquered racism.

Remember the Titans:
Through the power of football, they conquered racism.

Glory Road:
Through the power of basketball, they conquered racism.

High School Musical:
Once again, firm proof that adults cannot write any plot that involves high schools.

The Patriot:
They have ponytails and love their country.

Braveheart:
They have face paint and love their country.

Iron Man:
Deceptive; he’s made of a gold alloy and does awesome shit - more appropriately Gold Awesome Ass Kicking Man.

The Hulk:
He’s a green, mean, hulking-genetically-modified-person machine who breaks shit.

Freedom Writers:
Through the power of reading, they overcome racial conflict.

Take the Lead:
Through the power of dance, they overcome racial conflict.

The X-Files: I want to Believe:
And they do, albeit awkwardly.

Vantage Point:
The same event from a number of different angles, but if you don’t see the plot twist coming from the start, you should take those pants off your head.

TV: George Lucas in Australian Biggest Loser

I kid you not, this season is going to be
very interesting.