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Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
They score a sweet ass ring and take it to some boats.
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Some keep walking, others get stuck in a fort and have to ride into battle.
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
Some keep walking, others get stuck in a city and more have to ride into battle.
Hairspray:
Through the power of dance, they conquered racism.
Remember the Titans:
Through the power of football, they conquered racism.
Glory Road:
Through the power of basketball, they conquered racism.
High School Musical:
Once again, firm proof that adults cannot write any plot that involves high schools.
The Patriot:
They have ponytails and love their country.
Braveheart:
They have face paint and love their country.
Iron Man:
Deceptive; he’s made of a gold alloy and does awesome shit - more appropriately Gold Awesome Ass Kicking Man.
The Hulk:
He’s a green, mean, hulking-genetically-modified-person machine who breaks shit.
Freedom Writers:
Through the power of reading, they overcome racial conflict.
Take the Lead:
Through the power of dance, they overcome racial conflict.
The X-Files: I want to Believe:
And they do, albeit awkwardly.
Vantage Point:
The same event from a number of different angles, but if you don’t see the plot twist coming from the start, you should take those pants off your head.
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